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Rules to Live By

Post by Stevie on Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:08 pm

This is actually a lot of fun once you get started. It's basically random 'rules' to live by that aren't really rules. I'll go first, lol. But just as a warning, they can be things like ex: Objects in mirror are uglier than they appear. But if people start to get offended, be nice. Also be appropriate. PG-13. Most importantly, make them funny and fun!(:

Rule 1: Don't ever sing like no one is listening, because chances are everyone is.

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Post by Regret on Fri Feb 03, 2012 2:50 pm

Rule 2: When giving instructions, it is equally important to be confident as to be accurate.

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Post by Invisimort on Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:29 pm

Rule 3: Always lay down plastic before doing anything involving blood on carpeted areas.
3a. Bleach even if you think you missed something. Better safe than in prison.

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Post by Regret on Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:01 pm

4. Always know which acid you are using and how well it will dispose of the bodies.

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Post by Invisimort on Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:01 pm

4A. Do not trip on buckets of aforementioned acid...in fact, one should take care to keep acid away from floors solely for this reason.

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